Leave Applications

[siddiquipak44]

See , how people write leave Applications.

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

Just Read It.


Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:


'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave.'


This is from Oracle
Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the 'mundan' ceremony of his
10 year old son:


'as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days..'

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his
daughter's wedding:


'as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave..'

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

'As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it ,
please grant me 10 days leave.'

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return
, please grant me half day casual leave'

An incident of a leave letter:


'I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday.'

A leave letter to the headmaster:


'As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you
to leave me today'

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

'As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day.'

Covering note:

'I am enclosed herewith...'

Another one:


'Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below...'

Actual letter written for application of leave:


'My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I
may be granted leave'.

Letter writing:-


'I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.'


A candidate's job application:


'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years
and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.

[~*Suhani*~]

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing..

[Zakia]

Very Very Nice Sharing......