Ghareloo totkay....:D

[Hafiza Hanaan]

Assalamualaikum wr wb!

ummeed hai Allah k Fazl-o-karam se sab kheriyat se hongay InshaAllah
aaj yun hi bethi thi k socha kuch MUFEED ghareloo totkay aapke saath share kerloon
ye kuch ziyada hi MUFEED hain

1).agar aapko kutta kaat le to aap usko kaat lein.hisaab baraber

2).doodh phat jaye to usko white dhagey se se lain.kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalega

3).agar aapka qad chota hai to 3,4 baar phansi le lain.agar bacha gaye to bohat faida hoga

4).agar aapke baal girtey hain to tind kerwalain.phir nahi giraingay

5).agar rang safaid kerna ho to fish kha ker milk pi lain.safaid hojaogay werna kam az kam design to ban hi jayega

to ye the me k MUFEED totkay

amal kernay se faida ho to duaon ma yaad rakhiyega

[THe SiLenT KiLLeR]

u k azmaye huvaye hain na yeh sarey totkey batao kitna afaqa huva

[Hafiza Hanaan]

u k azmaye huvaye hain na yeh sarey totkey batao kitna afaqa huva

wah kiya andaaza hai u ka

1).mujy kuttay ne nahi kata (shukker hai khudaya)

2).yahan doodh kiya phatega pehlay hi dabba pack ata hai

3).mera qad chota nahi hai isliye zarurat nahi pari

4).iska to mat poocho lakin be fiker raho ye wala totka nahi aazmaoongi

5).mera rang Alhamdulillah safaid hi hai na bhi hota to ma fish nahi khati

ab aap aazmao aur afaqa kitna hota hai wo batao

[THe SiLenT KiLLeR]

to yeh ghareelo totkey kahan k huye

[Hafiza Hanaan]

to yeh ghareelo totkey kahan k huye

point to acha hai lakin thapper kiyoon mara

ab kuch nahi hoskta ghar k nahi to office k samajhlo

[remz]

hahahah meray bal girtay hain
to kiya main b?????????????????

[un_mol27]

for excellent sharing

[Abdus Samad Shaikh]

Walekumsalaam

Wahji ye bachchi to khub achchi batain sochti rehti ho....................aur kiyun na Hafiza to hy hi to dimagh bhi chalega....thik hena bachay................... ..........phir mazid ye bhi likhti ho ke fayda ho to duaa me yaad rakhna..........agar ghalti se bhi oos ke samnay aa jayegi ne to duaa kiya.... voh aap ki khub dhulayi ker dega.....acha ye dekho ham ne is ka answer aisay diya hy.

1.....Kutta kat ne aaya tha lakdi hath me thi de maari bhag gaya kutta kahin ka....................

2...dudh phat jaye to dhahi bana lo....................... ....

3....qad chota hy to oonchi heel walay jutay pehno................voh thi na eik pakistani actree kiya naam tha kuch Barbra....qad bahot chota tha....long heel walay shoes pahenti thi...jaisay first floor per khadi ho

5...baal girtay hon to oos ko jama ker ke.....kisi beauty parlour wali ko sale ker do voh kisi ki wig ya choti banay ke kaam ayeaingay

6..rung safed ker ne ke liyae aasan tariqa hy....chandni raat me ziyada chandni me betha kero.....................

fayeda hi fayeda................

[Suqraat]

Assalamualaikum wr wb!

ummeed hai Allah k Fazl-o-karam se sab kheriyat se hongay InshaAllah
aaj yun hi bethi thi k socha kuch MUFEED ghareloo totkay aapke saath share kerloon
ye kuch ziyada hi MUFEED hain

1).agar aapko kutta kaat le to aap usko kaat lein.hisaab baraber

2).doodh phat jaye to usko white dhagey se se lain.kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalega

3).agar aapka qad chota hai to 3,4 baar phansi le lain.agar bacha gaye to bohat faida hoga

4).agar aapke baal girtey hain to tind kerwalain.phir nahi giraingay

5).agar rang safaid kerna ho to fish kha ker milk pi lain.safaid hojaogay werna kam az kam design to ban hi jayega

to ye the me k MUFEED totkay

amal kernay se faida ho to duaon ma yaad rakhiyega

kaafi din ghaaib rahi, lagta ha yahi experience kerti rahi ho???????????
1. man kutton ko dekhtey he apna rukh badal leta hoon..
2. doosh phat jae to dahi aur phir lassi bna ke drink leta hoon..
3. mera qad pehle he mashaAllah 6f ha..aur mera aalam channa ka record torney ka koi iraada nahi
4. man ne pehle he chotey chotey baal rakhey huey han, so no worry of girna and tind...
5. rang to mera pehle he saaf aur safaid ha, kyun ke man kashimir hoon, aur machli khaney ke baad doodh peeney se kuch nahi hota, i did many times,its just fake..

[shahidalikiyani]

hmm hahahahaha u na to me ko has has kar pagal kar diya hai !!! totkay bhut acha thi me like but ane mein asie koe b pang mere sath nehi hai wase ek bat ka jawab dane passand karne gaye kia ye sab kuch aap k sath hoa hai k aap na dil per ye bat liye aur hum sab k sath sharing ki !! hum aap k dukh mein aap k sath hain !!! hahahahaha ......